Melbourne Mud-skipper

Famously done by locals in Melbourne Florida, this is the act of going out to the mud bogs, collecting fresh mud then meeting a female immediately after at the county line saloon, bring her back to your place slap the mud you collected into the crack of her anus, then finally motor boating the hell out of her anus.

My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne mud-skipper!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne mud-skipped that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne mud-skip that chick?"

by ConairSV June 28, 2010

Mud Mutt

See Mixican

But what race is a mexican or any other North American spic really? None! Just a mud mutt!

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

Mud shark

A white woman who thinks it's acceptable to use the N word because she dates black guys.

Eventually that mud shark is going to be put in her place when she says that in front of the wrong person. Dating black doesn't make you black.

by Mookie81 January 27, 2021

Mississippi Mud Goblin

A large amount of fecal matter hidden inside soft, warm mississippi mud. When stepped in, the Mud Goblin releases intoxicating aromas that will seep into your pores.

Jason found a Mississippi Mud Goblin today and will be out of the office for the rest of the afternoon.

by gretzky of stink September 4, 2009

Mississippi Mud Pole

Refers to the sexual act in which one shits into a woman's mouth and she then proceeds to give him a blow job with her warm shit filled mouth.

I was expecting a blow job but she insisted that I shit in her mouth and she give me a Mississippi Mud Pole.

by Lil'Georgie'sCreamsicle September 17, 2010

Mississippi mud fuck

When a girl or a guy get mud up their vagina or anus and get fucked by their cousins or some family member

I got Mississippi mud fucked by my cousin last night and im shitting blood

by t6hivk7nk6n2i4 April 11, 2018

Georgia Mud Fudge

Shit produced from a persons ass when they receive anal without having there colon thoroughly flushed out.

Last night while giving Claud anal, i realized she had not received her monthly enema when my dick and balls were covered in georgia mud fudge.

by The Family Sfinkt April 13, 2009