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cow killed

To be wrecked up in a brutal way by an animal.
The end result of most bull riders careers.
That horse could really buck, she cow killed me!
by Katiekoo November 26, 2017
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COW

"Stop fighting and COW"
by TESTETEST December 10, 2020
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A Cow With Two Legs

A rude name for someone's mother.
by Oddverse March 24, 2025
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Legend cow

A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.
by michihaha January 3, 2017
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pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
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mad cow disease

when you piss off a bitch whos over 200lbs
holy shit! that bitches boyfriend wants me and now ive got to deal with mad cow disease
by prettyladyppp February 16, 2009
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gucci cow

a cow that is too gucci for you *sassy snap*
"that cow is so gucci it must be a gucci cow"
by somuchguccicow April 11, 2019
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