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by Jonathan Bob May 6, 2018
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Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning

An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself
Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?
by Cablito August 31, 2025
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Cow Bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes
"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"
by Mike Sanderson February 23, 2009
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Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.
That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!
by MasterGnash April 15, 2019
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Safari cow

A kid in roblox thought I said cows live in safari so now I named him safari cow his username is meepz100
I met a kid in roblox and named him safari cow.
by Ugly rat the first May 14, 2020
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miow miow pussy cow

by xdr5t3evq3q January 2, 2024
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Holy Cow

A bbw who prays over your meat before devouring it.
Have you seen Jill Scott handle a microphone, Holy Cow!
by Cocky Roach August 1, 2024
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