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by yodogspjs April 06, 2018
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Sausage sandwich

When you wrap a slice of turkey around a penis, and a slice of ham around another penis, and insert them into the same hole.
We did a sausage sandwich during last night's threesome, and things will never be the same
by Theoneweirdassfucker September 22, 2019
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Sausage quaffer

Someone who drinks heartily and greedily from another mans penis.
He's a real sausage quaffer, damn near sucked me dry!
by Locomonkey August 15, 2017
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Sausage-Holer

one of those jerk wad American hating Germans who obviously have a bratwurst in their "hole"
Ex. 1: "Dude, Hitler was like King of The Sausage-Holers"

Ex. 2: "Honestly man, quit being a sausage-holer and just be nice to Americans"
by j_m_s July 11, 2008
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Hukki Sausage

A delicious, juicy sausage to put in your butt, great for anal, and a great gift for your mother.
"Hey Jane, here's a Hukki Sausage"
"Thanks John, I'm going to put it in my ass!"
"Of course, you should give one to your mother!"
"Good idea John!"
by emphyzz November 22, 2024
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Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 29, 2023
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