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Mr Funny Shoes

A term used to a in denial gay man, who wears different coloured shoes of the same design at the same time. He claims this to be him expressing his individuality but in reality it’s his subconscious expression his closeted gayness.
“Oh here there he is again ,Mr Funny shoes, if he was any deeper in his closet he would be in Narnia
by Buddahsquirtmiester January 20, 2025
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Shoe

1) Something thrown at a disobedient child

2) People often use this to step on people with chemotherapy in the brain.

3) In some cases licked

4) At times eaten as a side dish of socks

Aka: La chancel
1. My mother through a shoe at my chemo infested head after licking it. Later on telling me to eat it with a side of socks.
by LayLicked July 16, 2019
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Kinky Shoe

A kinky person, that identifies as a skechers shoe
"YoU're sucH a KInKy shOE"

"uR kINky fOr eVeythiNg"

"ANd u gEt hIt wiTh a shOe"
by STAN BLACKPINK November 23, 2021
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Shoes

Guy 1 : where do you use shoes ?
Guy 2 : on your fucking foot
by Young add August 17, 2019
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Shoe-eating

Shoe-eating is a modern term for putting your foot in your mouth. This phrase was used primarily by Californian high schoolers but recently it has been becoming more widespread through west coast high schools.
Guy 1: i accidentally submitted my math homework to my history teacher.
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?
by Wheelie7 May 4, 2021
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Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft
Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.
by Fing Fang Foom September 23, 2019
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Shoe dropping

Pleasuring oneself
Clare: "Where have you been Tommy?"
Josh: "Sorry, I was busy shoe dropping"
by polkar September 24, 2014
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