Famously done by locals in Melbourne Florida, this is the act of going out to the mud bogs, collecting fresh mud then meeting a female immediately after at the county line saloon, bring her back to your place slap the mud you collected into the crack of her anus, then finally motor boating the hell out of her anus.
My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne mud-skipper!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne mud-skipped that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne mud-skip that chick?"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne mud-skipped that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne mud-skip that chick?"
by ConairSV June 25, 2010
Eventually that mud shark is going to be put in her place when she says that in front of the wrong person. Dating black doesn't make you black.
by Mookie81 January 27, 2021
by Anonymous September 03, 2003
A large amount of fecal matter hidden inside soft, warm mississippi mud. When stepped in, the Mud Goblin releases intoxicating aromas that will seep into your pores.
Jason found a Mississippi Mud Goblin today and will be out of the office for the rest of the afternoon.
by gretzky of stink September 04, 2009
Shit produced from a persons ass when they receive anal without having there colon thoroughly flushed out.
Last night while giving Claud anal, i realized she had not received her monthly enema when my dick and balls were covered in georgia mud fudge.
by The Family Sfinkt April 13, 2009
When a girl or a guy get mud up their vagina or anus and get fucked by their cousins or some family member
by t6hivk7nk6n2i4 March 28, 2018
Refers to the sexual act in which one shits into a woman's mouth and she then proceeds to give him a blow job with her warm shit filled mouth.
I was expecting a blow job but she insisted that I shit in her mouth and she give me a Mississippi Mud Pole.
by Lil'Georgie'sCreamsicle September 17, 2010