May 16th

National kids your boyfriend day
This is a day where you go get ready look nice freshen up your breath and kiss you boyfriend.

Bf: hey it’s May 16th you know what that means..

national kids your boyfriend day
Gf: ok *kisses* there

by Poophole454 May 9, 2021

May 8

On this day all of the best of the best people is born.

«Are u a ginger from norway and born on May 8?»
«Yes»
«Omg you are the best person in the world»
«Hihi i know»

by 15353627271727181 November 18, 2019

May 12

She HAS to listen to her boyfriend all day

Why is she doing what he wants ?
It's may 12 duh she has to listen on may 12

by Anonymous bish ari May 11, 2022

margie may

Crazy bitch

That girl is gonna go Margie may on your ass.

by Sameebebad February 25, 2015

May 2

If you were born on May 2, your soulmate's name begins with the letter "N". You don't know it yet but when you meet them for the first time you'll know right then and there that they're the love of your life. You will fall in love with them very young and have a long lasting relationship. Nobody will ever compare to them no matter how many other people you meet in your life.

Person 1: Man I wish I can just meet my soulmate already

Person 2: When's your birthday?
Person 1: May 2
Person 2: Oh, then look out for people with the letter N
Person 1: Why?
Person: Cause he/she has your heart

by realspitimtellingthetruth May 7, 2020

mai-loan

Smoking beautiful woman who is likely vietnamese but grew up in Germany and also lived in the US. This background gives a Mai-Loan the ability to swear at you in many different languages the scariest of which is German. A Mai-Loan is likely to be one of the most interesting people you will meet if you get the opportunity.

After Mai-Loan yelled at the Neo-Nazi she got a round of applause then kissed the cutest girl in the bar.

by Amraspalantirthehighelven August 24, 2017

1st May

This is the start of no makeup may, similar to no nut November

friend 1(male): Brooo no nut November was so hard, but I passed!

friend 2(female):you are so lucky, that’s got to be so much easier that no makeup may. It starts on 1st May

by electrix_fusion November 5, 2020