Karen-Willo

A drunk bird that won't leave.

She doesn't know when it's time to go, refuses to leave and digs her heels in. Fashioned in the likeness of Redlands mayor, after crashing her car, drunk, into a tree, while on the books and behaving the same.

"everyone has left the party, why won't she? It's awkward"
"She's a karen-willo, you will never get her to leave"

by Armelakayy August 23, 2022

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hose Karen

a Karen who restricts access to a hose nozzle by securing a device to the hose connection so that no one else can attach their hose of choice, hence the hose Karen.

The hose Karen has struck again.

by Cloak & Dagger August 25, 2022

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Karen

A Karen is from middle England and is one of life’s takers, but gives nothing in return.

Eg. Karen, please can you look after my dog?

Karen: no sorry, I’m busy.
1 week later
Karen: I’m dropping off my dog for you to look after next week, hope that’s ok.

by Captainfandango August 25, 2022

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Zionsville Karen

10th degree Karen, or “Uber Karen”. This is the highest level of achievement on the Karen Scale. A derivative of the slang term Karen, meaning busybody or hypocritical well-to-do Mom who seeks drama and complains about things that don’t have any implications to her. Preceded by “Zionsville”, a snobbish town in Indiana where racism and classism is hidden behind a veil of midwestern pleasantry.

Zionsville Karen 1 - “This meeting of Zionsville Karen’s is called to elect a new Grand Karen.”

Zionsville Karen 2 - “Could I talk to the manager here PLEASE?! I think some of the voters are not from Zionsville. IF I don’t win, I’d like to see a recount.”

by toooldtobehere August 28, 2022

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