Anytime when you ask a friend to eat at chipotle; must be spontaneous. Also a bro friendly get to gether.
by cookiekruncher1 March 23, 2014
by BigSmoke40 December 01, 2020
by Cazkis December 26, 2015
by ApricotFields May 15, 2022
When a girl can't keep a guy's attention for more than several days. When you see a friend with a different girl on his arm every week, he is suffering from Advanced Date ADD.
John: Hey Phil, I'd like you to meet Amber.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.
by massiveness12 April 14, 2014
Potential distrustful but direct couple on interview date-
Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.
Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.
Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.
Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.
by The Original Agahnim December 02, 2021