second shut

Making someone not your first priority

Hey baby, don't be putting me on your second shut now shmucuz I wanna make you cum real quick.

by bouncygirl123 December 1, 2018

Farrell's Second

The equivalent of two seconds.

Kevin seems to be counting down by a Farrell's Second like the cheater he is.

by SamTheGriff August 2, 2019

Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.

Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018

second cousin-aunt

Parent's female second cousin.

My second cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

second-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild / Second-cousin's great-grandchild.

My second-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

Second Biggest Question

When used it refers to a major question about who the person should ask to the prom or other social event, or to all major questions in a relation ship but marriage which is the "Biggest Question" The phrase is generally used by guys in reference to girls but can be used by girls

Time to answer the Second Biggest Question! I need a date fast! #Second.Biggest.Question

by zkilling April 2, 2011

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010