2am Towel Grab

When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room

Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.

by wutfuckery January 16, 2020

National suck and grab your bestfriends dick

29june National suck and grab your bestfriends dick text your homies and girl friends!

Duke: hey charlotte it is National suck and grab your bestfriends dick can you do that for me?

Charlotte: Sure duke! :) see you saturday

by daddys daughter June 27, 2020

National Ass Grabbing Day

August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.

Yo aiden it's National Ass Grabbing day, you know what that means!

by user9194960294717 August 4, 2020

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!

girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

Let's grab coffee

A proposition for sex with a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

Any and all "gay" sex acts.

Straight people "Netflix and chill", fabulous people "let's grab coffee".

by Fabulous Lesbian July 15, 2021

Premature Chalk Grab

Often used in sales, when a sales rep "chalks" a sale up on the board with the belief that the sale came through, but looks back and sees that it hasn't.

That's a premature chalk grab.

by DOCIOU$ July 28, 2021