cunt jerky

an old lady's cunt lips that are all dried out and hard.

I was looking for some easy poontang at the old folks home but all i found was cunt jerky

by Benny the Pig November 02, 2010

cunt of a bitch

The female equivalent of "son of a bitch".

I can't stand him or that cunt of a bitch he calls a wife.

by mimmiemimmie July 03, 2009

Cunt Load

The amount of liquid taken to completely fill one vagina to utmost capacity. Can often cause an uncontrollable creampie.

Megan: Wow, you came loads!
Kenny: Yeah, well over a cunt load. Sorry about the mess.

by shendo.kezzy November 08, 2011

cunts and blunts

greatest porn title ever

I can really use me some cunts and blunts

by rawr4me August 13, 2010

circumstantial cunt

A decent person who commits cunty acts because of the rough circumstances life throws at them

Shin Chang Won is a circumstantial cunt

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Urban Cunt

A person on Urban Dictionary who makes up shit words and tries to be funny with the definition

TF:DG
person:yo man wheres our booze that i told you to get from across the street

Fat Tony: TF:Dg

NOT FUNNY YOU URBAN CUNT

by krazydave June 27, 2010

Cunt Washer

Someone who has such a low status in life that they are not just a cunt, they are reduced to having to wash cunts for a living.

uh, my teacher is such a cunt she's making us do homework over the holidays.... No, that bitch is a fucking cunt washer.

by Wicked Scorpion December 13, 2017