chicken slut

when rachel sticks her entire fist up her cow’s ass

damn she really that freaky? guess I need me a chicken slut too then

by ilongfordeath June 28, 2018

im a chicken

The act of evolving into a chicken.

Hey Dave, im a chicken.

by MiniTheMutt May 14, 2018

Choking the Chicken

A way to say you masturbated.
Also you literally grab a chicken and choke it how fun.

"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".

"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".

by Melays April 21, 2017

poof chicken

a chicken that has the ability to become as thin as paper and slide under doors. Usually when it reaches the other side it poofs up into a human sized fluffy chicken.

Soapo; AAAAA WHAT IS THAT FLUFFY PEICE OF PAOPWR UNDER THE DOOR??
Jooz; ITS MOVINT!!!
Hoona; I THINK ITS A POOF CHICKEN!!
Poof Chicken; *POOFS*
Ooma; It IS A POOF CHICKEN I WANT TO KEEP IT AS A PET SO IT CAN EAT MY OTHER CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by handles R sssssssnice April 25, 2017

Chicken Sniffer

A mans genitalia.

I didn't realize my fly was down and i think she saw my chicken sniffer.

by fumi381 November 29, 2017

Chicken and Finish

When you take a break from the girl in your bedroom to eat chicken, then come back to finish

ThAcKeRy: how was your first time?
Lego: I had to take a break
ThAcKeRy: what for?
Lego: to chicken and finish..

by 6canine May 2, 2016

chicken wing

A guy that thinks he a man. Doesn't do wot it says on the tin ( I.e. Says he will get a job, says he will fix things, says he will provide for his child and does nothing. Talks shit and nothing ever materialises. Still gets his ass wiped of his nanny and ain't man enuf to stand on his own. Easily lead by friends and is a weak person.

Get rid of him, he nothing but a "chicken wing"

by Martipop August 8, 2016