flabby bacon

When bacon becomes so fat it wobbles

Got to love that flabby bacon

by MarkFlann642 October 10, 2017

slimy bacon

When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle

She gave me such a slimy bacon last night

by Dicksoncider February 9, 2017

The Bacon Syndrome

Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.

Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.

by Alkemu April 5, 2019

Bacon hair

Cringe ahh hair in Roblox

Your hair sucks bc its Bacon hair

by GudBoy7584 May 4, 2024

bacon bag

A mans ball sack

"Girl I know you wanna suck on this bacon bag"

by Dapibb November 22, 2014

bacon

Slang term used by many for all encompassing love. Much like the Greek word agape.

you're my Bacon.

I Bacon you

Freedom is Bacon forever and to all

by deuce0211 March 6, 2015

Alive bacon

What used to be a pig but then cops took that name.

"Mom...i said i wanted alive bacon...NOT A FUCKING PIG"

by Im jus coo January 22, 2021