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brandon is a bitch
brandon stfu your a bitch that’s why you dated Sophia
by crhis_p_bacon November 20, 2023
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An awful guy. He’s the type of guy who wears creeper jackets. Some Brandon’s I met say “waifu” and “weeb” He’s the weird kid in school. If he has a girlfriend you should feel bad for her.
Person 1: That kid smells weird
Person 2: Oh that kid? He’s Brandon
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One who takes “Emilie’s” on Disney trips.
Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.

Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!
by sulla123 November 27, 2021
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That dudes such a Brandon
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Brandon is a outgoing person who plays a lot of Fortnite most of his days but blames lag and friends for his own death and mishap. Very goofball like. Brandon is also a pro-queer LGBQT advocate. He also looks a like a oompa loompa on a bad day. Watches a lot of anime and drinks really fruity adult beverages.

“Sending is ascending
“Brandon you are a headass
by Oswald Jeffries September 17, 2020
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He is a weirdo at all times and he is obese af!!!! every person addresses him as the ugly brandon he is always ejaculating and disrespecting people and cant fight he got beat up by a fat person and hes changing schools for special people like him!!!
Girl: Brandon just posted on his story
bop: oh u mean ugly brandon😂😂
by Popthatdoor June 10, 2024
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a disgusting filthy rat of a human being whos homophobic and gay
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