a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser
by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024
Get the Shit Geysermug. The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.
In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.
by VoodooJack November 16, 2025
Get the Shit mittensmug. When you fall off in somebody shit you beat the fuck out of them or hit them or fight them normally use towards women who don’t know how to keep their hands to themselves
Keep putting your hands on me and I’m a fall off in your shit
See if I fall off in your shit now I’m wrong
See if I fall off in your shit now I’m wrong
by Of_77n22nd February 11, 2025
Get the Fall off in your shitmug. by TripPSmittens February 12, 2021
Get the Glitter shitsmug. 
Literally meaning "full of shit" or "shitty", it is a new term coined by gen z in certain scattered locations around the world. It is used as an insult or a way to describe how a person looks or behaves.
by Oofgramp June 12, 2023
Get the Shitfulmug. Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!
by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024
Get the Shit your pants in class daymug.