J your D

to masturbate as a male

Alright guys, I'm gonna go get some lotion and J my D.

You look stressed man, you should go J your D.

by MattyIce3 December 15, 2023

Your walls

The place I’m currently in.

Me: Im in your walls
You: No ur not
Also you: *dies to me shooting you through the wall

by Inurwalls March 7, 2024

Your Mom Gay

Also known as YoMGa. The 4th and supposedly final stage of the BOFA disease, extremely rare due to how lethal stage 2, LIGMA and stage 3, E-TMA are.

YoMGa survivor: I survived YoMGa!
Person 2: What's YoMGa?
YoMGa survivor: Your Mom Gay
*Person 2 spontaneously combusting

by Your mom gay survivor March 18, 2024

Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'

Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!

by SketchB10 January 18, 2012

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

national ask your crush out day

You have to ask your crush 🥰 out she might say yes but if she says no its okay

August 29th National ask your crush out day

by Devin hairston August 27, 2022

Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!

"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"

by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022