give me a fucking cookie

this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.

Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"

by BITCHIMSMART December 26, 2018

Mullica Hill Scissor Fuck

When two brawny dudes from Mullica Hill with extremely hairy balls lock crotches and pump each other to satisfaction.

Check out those two lumberjacks
Yeah I heard they're totally into the Mullica Hill Scissor Fuck

by Dorchester June 30, 2018

let a fat nigga fuck

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let a fat nigga fuck

by 43tgrzf3 May 4, 2018

Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day

On april 11, you are legally allowed to anally penetrate Sergio Fernandez butthole. This only happens once a year so make sure to be lubed up.

"Oh shit there goes Sergio with the fat ass, let's anally rape him" "Its Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day, lube yourself "

by ReverseJ May 24, 2018

National friend fuck day

On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.

Guy- Hey, Brooke, it's National friend fuck Day, let's bang!
Brooke- Ok!

by National friend fuck Day May 28, 2018

Happy National Fuck Day

National Fuck Me Day( y’all fuck each other) goes with National grab Titties Day( guys better get ready for some virgin girls😂)

Say “Happy National Fuck Day”! Oh and you could also grab them titties you know? Like it doesn’t matter who you..you know

by Imabitchypsyco April 12, 2019

Fuck Me Upside Down

The art of flipping someone and fucking them upside down.

Damn daddy, You're sexy, you can fuck me upside down any day at any time!

by officially_bitch February 23, 2019