your mom

the most common roast that can be used at anytime

Hey what time is it?

your mom! lol

by geesh lort November 26, 2020

Look at your life

Better than some of your fans and if I got the credit I deserved it would be better than ALL of your fans.

Hym "You know, it's funny in the boys had them can't 'You don't speak for us' but I've never purported to speak for anyone. But you're perfectly fine when it's the other way around. You're fine lecturing the guy that sit and plays video-games all day or the incel. You're perfectly fine speaking for them. Look at YOUR life. A crowd-funded delusional existence where you get to walk around claiming to be Jesus. If the rich are the best of us than everyone is worthless. You all need to be brought to 0. That's where you deserve to be.

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.

Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back

by RumperStumper April 22, 2014

Your Mom

something so big, It is the real reason Solar Eclipses happen, not the moon.

"Bro, This Eclipse was so cool today, I'm glad that Your Mom caused it"

by AiThrasherBOI October 14, 2022

Who shit in your easter egg

Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.

"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.

by Shella34 May 13, 2011

Don't name your friends.

Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Pseudonyms. May 14, 2023

Have your spoon on you

When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)

A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!

by Sinatrup October 28, 2018