You all are gay i'm normal

When all people in a group chat act like gays.

Created in a group chat from a guy names Nils

"You all are gay I'm normal"

by xxxmeowchanxxx July 25, 2017

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

That’s my favorite thing about you

When someone tells you this, this means that they care about you and that they really appreciate that certain thing about you. cherish the people who say those and make sure you say something nice back;)

“I like to make people laugh”- You
“You know what, that’s my favorite thing about you”-him/her

by naturevalleygirl June 4, 2019

where are you going?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?

person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. where are you going? gas wholesaling? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. study your high school chemistry comme du monde.

by Sexydimma February 15, 2013

You catch my drift?

The stupidest fucking phrase to have ever existed.
If you say this phrase you most likely chested on your girlfriend with your sister and eat doritos for breakfast.

"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick."

by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021

uhm! excuse me but you have no right being this good!💖💖🌸

A playful and exaggerated way of complimenting someone when they’re exceptionally good at something. This phrase was first used in a comment on ScooterSmash0's "Hp Meme | Roblox Piggy | Animation Meme" video in 2020, and over time, it became popular as a copypasta, especially on TikTok. It’s typically used to express admiration for someone’s skill or talent, often with a lighthearted or humorous tone

Person: Posts a stunning artwork

You: "Uhm! Excuse me but you have no right being this good!💖💖🌸"

by abc902332 February 27, 2025

You Trolled Me At The Barbeque

The thing Jake says

Person 1: "Yo Jake, could you lend me five dollars?"
Jake: "No. You trolled me at the barbeque."

by andgew December 6, 2021