throw my kids in the pool

To take a shit

Wait here, I'm gonna throw my kids in the pool

by PhilosoFerd September 7, 2023

feel it in my nuggets

to have a gut feeling about a certain subject

I knew he was cheating, i felt it in my nuggets

Moms making burgers for dinner, i feel it in my nuggets.

by Big Daddy Des September 7, 2023

Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

My asshole

Used to express that you don’t believe or agree with something, usu. in place of ‘yeah right.’

Person 1: You lost, now you have to pay me $100.
Person 2: My asshole.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

I'm on my days

Shorter phrase to say someone is on their period.

Sophia: I'm on my days, my stomach hurts really bad

by yourmomishotash September 10, 2023

pull my wank

Jacking off

When I'm horny I go to my bedroom and pull my wank.

by Got Bent Last Night September 10, 2023

Check On My Meatloaf

To masturbate.

I'll be right back guys, just gotta go check on my meatloaf.

by popies chicekn September 11, 2023