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Randall Middle School

Full of pick me's, rich kids, emos, gay raging republicans, oh and ur mom <3
I go to the dump such as Randall Middle School.
by Ur MoMmY $%% September 8, 2021
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Whickham School

Also known as the comp this school is the land of rolled skirts and pieces of shit

Skirts are rolled higher than Mount Everest

The population is made up of oranges and chaves

you will get sprayed with water or juice whether u like it or not

NEVER take a offer to "go down to the field" because u will die

When someone makes a decent roast the rest of the school overuse it into oblivion until they get bored and move on to the next weeks good roast

The school is in the shithole of Whickham if u haven't guessed

There is also an new shitty phone pouch system where phones are locked away

And there is a dystopian Tannoy system that tells you it's the end of break like no shit Sherlock. And it plays an American bell in the UK.

Whickham School be the best u can be
more like the chaviest u can be
by GORDIEBEANS November 19, 2024
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Hatch end high school

Hatch end high school is for people who don't get into harrow high, cannons or Whitmore. It's all white rejects in here.
I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WRITING AN EXAMPLE OF THE WAY ITS USED.

Hatch end High school is not based.
by Sergeant Knuckles February 1, 2022
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School

A type of prison created by brain dead old people in an attempt to control the youth
It is best known for destroying the childhoods of many children and being boring as fuck
The main ideas forced at school are
1:don’t question authority
2:don’t try to amount to become or do anything important
3:go into debt for university
4:vote liberal
Person 1: I was brainwashed in school, now I’m liberal!
Person 2: ME TOO! I can’t stop voting Joe Biden!

Person 1: my teacher assigned the class a 7 page essay.
Person 2: yeah these dumbass teachers are so fucking stupid
by Pangor November 23, 2024
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School

Person 1: "Hey, how was school?"

Person 2: "terrible"

Person 1: "When isn't it?"
by SkoolHaterr420 March 24, 2023
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Choctaw High School

An Oklahoman school full of drug addicts, nazis and rapists. Principals and teachers protect rapists cause they do the same shit. Calls the cops on students for trying to protest. No one can keep it in their pants. Lots of pregnancies. The stairwell. Dooley's patrol.

The only good thing about the school is the entertainment value from the fights.
Someone: Where'd you go to school?
You: Choctaw High School.
Someone: Ah, shit, the Stairwell school.
You: Fuck you.
by godwantsmeinhisbed April 19, 2022
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Balwyn High School

Thought to be a school (its actually a shithole) where the teachers are all pedos and dumber than the students. Half the teachers here are racist and you cant even report it. no matter what you do your always wearing the wrong uniform. Its full of drug addicts even tho the ones that complain ab it will become one too.

The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.

P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.
Person:Yo g what skl u go to?

BHS kid: Balwyn High School
Person: damn.
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