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Your mom

Everyone's response to anything
Gupta: hey man, what are you doing tonight?

Abdul: your mom
by makaylas super simp October 10, 2022
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Grab your girlfriend's titties day

On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day
If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you
by Thrustmaster420 July 17, 2021
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pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.
Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...
by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023
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Your crush

Is someone that doesnt give a $hit to you.

Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.
Ex: "did you see Kennedy? Your crush? Omg like he's so bbg today too!"

And you reply with them:

Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"
by apopoltightpoosay March 10, 2023
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Smacked off your bounce

You're smacked off your bounce
by Bob stephens June 7, 2024
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brush your hair

A pilot trying to get into a flight attendant's room by asking if she needs help with her hair
"Hey girl. Need me to come up and brush your hair?"
by flywithbeans January 8, 2025
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Paula Dean Your Ass

Telling a black person they have insulted a white person
Nick Cannon, white people need to Paula Dean your ass regarding your white face character
by stone wall Jackson May 4, 2014
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