put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.

“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”

by Surfpenis October 17, 2020

shit haircut

the type of haircut that most asians have

me: hey look at that guy with a shit haircut!

by cocksucker3002 August 14, 2023

Lickety Shit

A poop that is finished in under a minute. One good squeeze and she’s out.

Hugh: We don’t have time for you to take a dump, we’ll be late for badminton.

Frankfort: Chill...it will be a lickety shit.

by JessiDubbya March 17, 2018

no shit nigga!

A funny thing to search which would be funny with the sorry message that now u can't do lol

(Sorry for my crude attempt at the face it's 3am and I'm tired af)
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"Sorry! We couldn't find: no shit Nigga!"

by zakarrr!cher May 22, 2024

shit son

when one takes a shit so large, its size is comparable to that of a newborn son

Me: Shit son.
You: Holy shit, you've shat a shit as large as a newborn son
Shit: is hella big

by shit-son December 07, 2015

shits-on

when you can feel a shit coming and you know you'll need to go take a dump in a couple hours from the present moment of realisation that the shits on.

dave:whu-tuh-fuh jooz doing rick your dancing about like a tard.
rick: shits-on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pseudonympseudonym September 23, 2008

Verbalase Type Shit

Somebody who is willing to spend more than 40 bands on a Softcore NSFW Animation.

Jake: Did you hear about that guy that spent 80k On an Animation about himself?
John: Yikes!! Sounds like some Verbalase Type Shit

by NutSuckler12000 January 17, 2024