I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023

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protecting my energy

Avoiding commitment to a relationship to avoid damage to your “energy”. “Energy” referring to your present being, while also being a double entendre as it can also refer to physical energy and it’s depletion.

Lucki: Told her I love her, but I’m never settling, probably repetitive. Protecting my energy.

by myecks July 8, 2023

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Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

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eat my rage

an exclamation and/or demand that fully encapsulates the male experience of ejaculating out all of the built up trauma of being molested by Goofy from Mickey Mouse. often times after this ceremony, the man wails in tears while his partner comforts him. first seen on the pornographic video showing a male releasing his rage onto Goofy as posted PornHub.

Goofy - “Awhh ha, are ya having fun?”
Man - “EAT MY RAGE!!!!!”

by Benjamin Littler July 9, 2023

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My boobs aren't Play-Doh!

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P

You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!

by QuacksO July 10, 2023

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