Smithed

To be assaulted by a friend after telling a mildly inappropriate joke.

Chris rock just the shit smithed out of him.

by Hot.Jesus March 29, 2022

Smithed

When you are a six foot eight varsity basketball player and need your skinny five foot four friend to set you up with a girl and she agrees to go on a date with you but claims she has ACT tutoring and goes to a party.

Bro this girl really SMITHED me. I thought I had a chance with her.

by Terb01 September 28, 2020

Smithed

The act of Bitch Slapping or unexpectedly being Bitch Slapped by someone.

"Did you see that? Dude made a joke about that girl and the other dude walked up and Smithed him hard!"

"He made fun of my woman so I Smithed that punk." "Who's funny now Bitch!"

by Cozmo Kidd March 30, 2022

John Smith

The creator of butt rock and nazi reichmarshall(committed suicide, cuz butt rock died)

John smith the creator of butt rock is dead

by spermotoxicism enjoyer November 29, 2024

John Smith

When you blow a massive vape cloud on someone’s head and snort it off

“ Damn, that was a sick John Smith “

“ Put on Skrillex, I’m boutta hit a John Smith

by Psyducknachos February 23, 2025

John Smith

The best man you can ask for. Most handsome and funny and great and amazing and cute and everything good. My baby boy.

He will be great and will follow his dreams.

-his amazing girlfriend Ducky

John Smith is the body boyfriend I could ask for.

John smith is my baby

by MineDucky January 02, 2023

addie smith

my fav person in the world (aka my wife) that i love so much and is the best person ever

person: yo do you know addie smith?
me: hell yeah that's my wife!

by puthy__bussin's wife March 11, 2022