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February Second

February second is national fuck a crush day. It’s the day to fuck someone you think is hot.
Today is February second! We get to fuck today.
by Joder27 February 2, 2025
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second strongest military in the world

who would’ve thought that the second strongest military in the world couldn’t even win a war against the poorest country in europe!
by ZΣPH Ψ February 20, 2025
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Why did you search this it is not even a word
The thing that Urban Dictionary says when it's dumb
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by TheArchNoob March 8, 2025
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The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.
Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!
by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025
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Darnell Phinkelberry the second

A Bagel who gets very angry often.
Darnell Phinkelberry the second is a funny little man.
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Second Amendment

In the context of American law and politics, the Second Amendment protects the right to keep and bear arms. In the United States, you are allowed to use armed weapons (not just guns) to protect yourself, your loved ones, and your property.

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

The amendment was written into law because the Founding Fathers knew that states start becoming tyrannical by disarming its populace in order to oppress them. Effectively, this amendment ensures that Americans are able to defend themselves against tyranny to protect their rights.

It’s part of the Bill of Rights, the first ten amendments to the Constitution of the United States.
The Second Amendment is the personification of ‘Mercia, baby!”
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Second Class Citizen

Unopinionated, Oxford Dictionary Meaning (NPOV):
A person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society.

Opinionated (For comedic value):
Someone who is so immature, that their rights and privileges are inferior to the majority.

If you are deeply offended by these definitions, go to Wikipedia.
Such examples of second class citizens are JackKing2K9

Person 1: STOP SWEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
Person 2: YKW? You are a Second Class Citizen for being immature

Person 1: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SWEAR, THAT'S IT, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 2357852134780680237726087280236721461374371422163235621460989058 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW
Person 2: Go to concentration camp immediately, you don't deserve human rights.
by MarioFan171 July 24, 2024
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