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Snow Beer

A beer, either bottle or can, that is placed in a snow bank near an expanse of freshly fallen snow that requires shovelling. The beer serves as both motivator and reward to complete the job.
1) That snow beer is going to taste wicked good when I'm done shovelling this effin driveway.
2) Dig me out one of those frosty snow beers my good man!
3) Watch where your throwing the snow you hoser, we're gonna lose our snow beers!
by Cordo Gooper February 24, 2011
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crate of beer

Where you and your mate rate a women or man. Using how many beers you would need to drink to consider sleeping with them. If they was dam ugly 0/10 then you would say she 's or he's a "crate of beer". Whereas 10/10 would be more like ,They would sleep with them sober... 3/10 is still pretty hot but not quite marridge material.... etc...

Or generally using the phase "crate of beer" when referring to " I would have to be this drunk to do anything that wrong or stupid"
Oi mate what do you think of this lady coming past ..... Mate replies.. Mate that's a "crate of beer " lol

Or

Dear diary, I wouldnt touch that guy with a "crate of beer" he really smells. Lol
by WiffyFingers March 9, 2016
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Kid beer

A type of beer made for kids that has no alcohol or so little that you can drink it for ever and not get drunk. But people thirteen or over will want real beer.
Some kids are coming to the cherry poping party so go out and get us some kid beer.
by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2010
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beer windy

The back sliding window in a truck.
Hey man, I'm cold, shut the beer windy!
by Heifer1210 March 13, 2008
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Beer Nappy

Having fallen asleep with a bottle of beer in hand, waking up to find your lower area saturated and damp from the bottle contents.
Snake entered the Bear's cave and found him lying in his own beer nappy. Upon discover of said beer nappy, Bear sighed.
by Eoghan Johnston January 3, 2008
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skunky beer

a term coined by the geniuses at Annheuser-Busch in the late 90's for commercials where they presented the "Born on Date" concept of fresh beer. They had commercials showing losers worried about getting skunky beer.
me: aww patches! this beer is skunky dude
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer
by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009
mugGet the skunky beermug.

penises and beer

fxxxxxxxxxcktards. <^> <^>
by gabi September 7, 2004
mugGet the penises and beermug.

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