jr islanders

A shit but ok travel hockey team that is better than the Jr rangers

Kid: gonna try out for the Jr Islanders
Friend: oh have fun getting your ass kicked

by ICrackPussy12 September 3, 2021

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floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump

Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

by artist6000 October 28, 2024

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Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.

Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?

Me: same thing

by PastorRR March 19, 2020

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Comerong Island

An island nobody cares about south of somewhere unimportant. Basically derives from the words "come" and "wrong"

If you go there its because you are nearly wrong. Locals welcome people who are generally wrong in the head.

Hey did you see that idiot who bought the house down Comerong Island? He really fits in there. That's where all mentally wrong people go.

by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020

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