The best guy you’ll ever meet. The cutest guy with the biggest heart, the sweetest guy ever. He makes you laugh even when you’re trying to be mad at him, and cares for everyone, even before he cares for himself. He deserves the world and you never want to lose him, trust me. If you know a Mark, do not let him go and don’t hurt him because he does not deserve to be hurt, he is so sweet.
by sdmn :) November 6, 2020
Get the Markmug. Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
by FailedLover73 May 30, 2023
Get the Markmug. by jnanwnns April 29, 2022
Get the Markmug. A guy with lots of green flags and nothing of the BS you see in people. People say he's corny, but people just don't understand his humor. He also packs something big in his pants too, guess what it is...
by Botchi02 May 12, 2022
Get the Deutsche Markmug. Mark is fine.
by aSchwiftyPickle November 25, 2021
Get the Markmug. "No it's fine don't worry, what's up are you alright?" three seconds later, "YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"
don't be like Mark.
don't be like Mark.
by tytheart1st January 29, 2023
Get the Markmug. by Seasonal REAPER October 31, 2022
Get the Markmug.