“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says
“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says
“what’s that”-shelly says
“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says
“ok big D ev”-shelly says
“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says
“what’s that”-shelly says
“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says
“ok big D ev”-shelly says
by weiner lover 1234 December 21, 2019

Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day
by Oakridge October 21, 2021

When a little blonde girl dresses up like a Kiwi and dances around for entertainment purposes.
May or may not have sexual overtones..
May or may not have sexual overtones..
by Zolton72 June 9, 2022

This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.
by Merkin Marauder June 1, 2021

by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019

Guy1: Dude, you didn't tell me your roommate was gay!
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.
by Huge hammer69 November 23, 2020

A person who is gay about beer and has to add the likes of said beer to a forum while ignoring their friends company.for 5 minutes
by Rayflorestx75 January 26, 2017
