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JFK Finger

1. A type of flick or thump. One that elicits a great amount of pain and forces the victim to emulate the JFK assassination. Typically this is done immediately on impact with a sudden head thrust that sends the neck into hyperflexion and then into hyperextension.
1. Boom Bitch! you just got JFK fingered.

2. Did you see the way he flicked him on the head, that was a textbook JFK finger.

3. Damn, that bitch got JFK fingered so hard she got a nose bleed!
by IronArmor September 7, 2010
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finger comb

to skillfully arouse the female form.
by Saraphema February 21, 2011
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golden finger

the doctor stick his finger up a man's butthole to check his prostrate.
Hey Tom how did the doctor visit go?
It went okay because I didnt get the golden finger.
The doctor said he usual does check prostrate until your over 40
by Moonshiner007 August 11, 2006
mugGet the golden fingermug.

Three Fingers

Approximately three-fourths of an ounce of Marijuna.
"I stopped by my dealers crib and snatched three fingers of his finest bud."

"I couldn't afford a full ounce, so I had to settle with three fingers."
by Fireman420 March 20, 2009
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Doodoo fingers

A person who goes to wipe their ass and their fingers break through the tissue causing their fingers to brush against the rim of the bum.
Michael came out of the bathroom and relized a strange odor. He looks down to relize he has doodoo fingers.
by The Homedepot homer August 22, 2010
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finger eleven

The act of giving the finger with both hands thus forming an '11' with your fingers.
Frankie gave everyone the finger eleven on his way out the door.
by dr_slurpee August 22, 2007
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Finger Puppet

A girl who is soooo tight that when u put a finger in her pussy her arms move up and down.
Hey dont we all want a Finger puppet?
by CanadianBeef_24 December 16, 2003
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