A Date with Cristofori

When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.

Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.

Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.

by memusic March 12, 2012

Ambush Date

An ambush date happens when you're on a date with someone, and unexpectedly their friends, family members, or children show up, expecting to join the date and have you cover all the expenses.

I recently went on a date with a girl I met online, and she pulled an ambush date on me when a couple of her friends showed up, ordered food and drinks, and assumed I would cover the bill for everything.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 5, 2025

that’s date

Date is a term used to refer to a something that is old or something that happened a while ago.

If something is date, it is old and often no longer important. For example, yeah the video is date but it’s still bare funny. So therefore, that’s date.

by Wxxrrr December 17, 2017

saving dating for marriage

When you're too much of a pussy to date someone

Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage

by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020

Date ADD

When a girl can't keep a guy's attention for more than several days. When you see a friend with a different girl on his arm every week, he is suffering from Advanced Date ADD.

John: Hey Phil, I'd like you to meet Amber.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.

by massiveness12 April 14, 2014

Soapy date

A synonym of soppy date, adapted for native French speakers

Oh, have you accidentally hurt your finger? You soapy date!

by greenbottles April 12, 2010

Dating

It's when you try to build a relationship by using a label

"I'm dating them"
"YOU know you can just talk first right? Dumbass"

by ckycoyckynggccg October 3, 2022