out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

A Suicide Date

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable

No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die

by Oppressionator May 21, 2019

Date-a-thon

The act of dating on a regular basis. This can include a wide range of activities, such as mini-golf and dinner. The actual reality version has been trialled by many brave souls. See example;

3six5dates and One Hundred Dates both paticipate in the act of a date-a-thon. Also could be seen in the actions of Samantha on Sex and the City.

by laflop June 18, 2012

saving dating for marriage

When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship

Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.

by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 03, 2020

saving dating for marriage

When you're too much of a pussy to date someone

Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage

by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 03, 2020

Date your crush for a week

You have to date your crush for a week

Girl:Hey do you want to go on a date? Boy:why? Girl:because it’s Date your crush for a week day

by Bananaboo315 December 11, 2019

Are we dating?

When two, or more people are close in such a way that people question if they are a thing. The said couple/group will then ask each other if they are dating in a room full of people who propagated said rumor. leading to laughs all around.

Hey Kayla, are we dating?

by Naturally Mia January 30, 2018