Someone who chases men or women behind their partner's back, and who has a rep of being a great person that can do no wrong.
Marty is such a closet chaser. His wife is so gorgeous, but he still chases other women to inflate his ego.
No way, man!
Yep, he's a closet chaser, a real hypocrite.
No way, man!
Yep, he's a closet chaser, a real hypocrite.
by bad mama February 23, 2011
Get the closet chaser mug.When a girl dresses up in Lingerie and jumps out of their closest guy friends's closet and gets down and dirty...sort of..she kind of teases them by just BEING there.. you're not suposed to...get down....(since im the 13 year old who made it up)If guys can do it too, but it'd be weird...cuz this was meant for girls y'kno
When i get older im going to go closet hopping to my friends's houses...Hopefully im not raped in this process!
by TheClosetHopperBonnie June 23, 2011
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Someone who externally acts likes a badass and tough as hell and isn't afraid of anything but you catch them off guard and they are scared or scream.
My girlfriend is a tough brod or at least I thought until I came home late at night from work and came into the room when she was asleep and she screamed. I called her a closet pussy.We both laughed.
by Ladykillshot95 December 14, 2015
Get the closet pussy mug.Near town or near the hub of activities. This is often used by realtors advertising apartments when they refer to a 'close-in' location.
Lovely studio apartment, close-in.
We camped close-in so using mass transit makes it easy to attend all of the festival events.
We camped close-in so using mass transit makes it easy to attend all of the festival events.
by rain-lover June 7, 2016
Get the close-in mug.I think I just saw the Monopoly Man at the Senate Banking hearing sit right behind the Equifax CEO Richard Smith. That's wild.
No... it's causeplay. No get-out-of-jail cards for millionaires from companies like Equifax & Wells Fargo!
No... it's causeplay. No get-out-of-jail cards for millionaires from companies like Equifax & Wells Fargo!
by D e l e t e October 6, 2017
Get the causeplay mug.A person once affiliated with the mormon's church, who doesn't want to be involved with the church any longer, but still judges or acts as if they are.
Why do you care if two guys kiss in public? What are you a closet mormon?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?
by Chocolaterockstar October 3, 2018
Get the Closet mormon mug.Middle school and especially PARCC testing which you take in middle school is the leading cause of suicide in anyone of any age. People prefer hell to middle school and rightfully so. If you are going into 6th grade, just die, its easier. Not really, but kind of.
by AC from Northern May 1, 2019
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