chicken slut

when rachel sticks her entire fist up her cow’s ass

damn she really that freaky? guess I need me a chicken slut too then

by ilongfordeath June 28, 2018

Chicken Lurker

Refers to a person who loiters around the hot meat section of your local supermarket (usually in the evenings) wating for the prices to go down.

Supermarket worker: I waited until the chicken lurker was not looking when I reduced the wings to 99p.

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Paramedic: What happened to your face?
Supermarket worker: I was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when I discretely re-priced the wings.

by Bernard Matthews November 9, 2011

Chocking the chicken

Masturbating

"Dude what were you doing up there?"
"Chocking the chicken."

by CoochieObtainer64 October 19, 2018

Woozy Chicken

A chicken that farts on your head
When someone farts on your head

My 5 year old son made this up!

Andrew did it again, he woozy chickened his nino Jonathan!

by Skirball Sh*t Stop November 28, 2015

chicken clambo

another funny word meaning to masterbate

son did you chicken clambo allo ver the walls?

by krokrokrakro69 February 24, 2009

shit chicken

Another name for a sea gull.

"Don't let that shit chicken poop on your head!"

by Georgia18 July 17, 2009

merry chickens

A stupid way to start a conversation. Derived from the popular saying 'merry christmas' it originated in Australia and is still used there to this day.

Hey
Merry Chickens
Fuck you
Fine piss off then

by $horty March 21, 2003