August 1

The day i hate

August 1 is the day hell is born

Hell in august 1

by Meand you finnacry July 26, 2022

august

a pagan name for a month. more of that old catholic vomit. it's coming back up every year. some people swallowed it and it came back anyway.

"Oh, look. It' august again."
"Yipee!"
"Man, shut yo dumb ass up!"
"Oh."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

August 12th

national vodka day

Person 1: “Hey it’s august 12th”
Person 2: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and make out with a hot French guy”

by feetlover28447483927 July 28, 2022

August 4th

National give your boyfriend a hickey day!
Give your bf the biggest hickey on the neck as possible!

-Dude, it’s August 4th, go to your gf rn!
-why?
-it’s the national give ur bf a hickey day!
-fuck yeah!

by GarageBoyyy July 28, 2022

August 30th

August 30th is the birthday of the loveliest, funny, and wonderful person to be born, appreciate their existence and tell them how much you love them ! :)

Person A: “Hey when’s your birthday?”
Person B: “August 30th”
Person A: “Yk, you’re a treasured person in my life”

by leoluvscats July 28, 2022

August 12th

August 12th is national vodka day.

Person 1: “it’s august 12th”
Person 2; “omg I almost forgot!”
Person 1: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and go make out with a hot dude from France in a club”

Person 2: “Yassss”

by feetlover28447483927 July 29, 2022

August 31st

National sakuatsuiwaoi day.

"On August 31st the person who basically invented sakuatsuiwaoi day was born on this day we celebrate the birth of omijime and sakuatsuiwaoi"

by Xai❢ July 30, 2022