toxic friend

A friend or acqaintance who consistently starts drama and likes to compete with other friends or acquaintances. They like to be competitive, do not listen to much of anything that someone they know says to them. They like to brag about things someone else may not have and loves to one-up people.

If you repeatedly get emotionally hurt by your friend, you should make sure they're not a toxic friend.

by Padrame May 20, 2019

Penis Friend

A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.

I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.

by Hskfok July 19, 2018

Friend player

Someone who acts and makes you think they are your friend and someone you can trust forever, but then one day they switch up on you for no reason...basically it’s like getting player but by your friend instead of your lover.

He’s a friend player don’t fw him...he a fake ass mf

by jjhasbollas August 17, 2019

Avery Friend

Slightly a dingbat, but a Gucci person. Real funny and nice, always smells good, usually a brunette but has blonde moments.

Hey, Brianna spit her drink on her date! She pulled an Avery friend.

by Radicallyedgy March 13, 2017

Shower friend

A friends with benefits you exclusively shower with , no sexual contact just a shower ...

I have a shower friend for Fridays

by XchickenwingX March 1, 2014

Friend Cleanse

Removing friends from facebook, myspace, or any other social network in order to rid your life of people who serve no purpose anymore.

I try to friend cleanse after bypassing 500 friends, because after that I stop caring about people.

Do you feel weird when you friend cleanse jewish people and genocide victims?

by voodo0 August 26, 2009

Friend Zone

A platonic zone females place you in when your affections are unrequited.
In laymen’s terms, you serve as a woman’s gay bff because there aren't enough homosexuals for the entire female population.

Definition from the 'The Friendzone & How to Know if You are in the Friendzone' from A Swaggolina Story

Greg: 'Hey Suzie, want to make love?'
Suzie: 'No, you're decision to wear socks with sandals repulses me. I'm placing you in the Friend Zone until further notice'

by Swaggolina July 24, 2015