“Hey Steve! Wanna go catch that new Morgan Freeman movie?”
“Sorry guys, me and Tina are having a romantic evening in over merlot and Canadian Seabreezes.”
“Sorry guys, me and Tina are having a romantic evening in over merlot and Canadian Seabreezes.”
by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019

A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"
*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"
by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017

by Icantfindmyanus November 19, 2017

When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts
P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl
P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock
P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock
by anonymous January 17, 2021

by kkksupreme June 18, 2019

Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
by Phat Guy Tie Dye January 6, 2024

Ralph: Are you wearing a tie?
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.
by Carledo Beowulf November 11, 2018
