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Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.
Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"
by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012
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Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.
Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.
by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021
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Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!
Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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Date Tape

When someone films a sex tape without the knowledge of the other party.
Aliyah was astounded when she found it she was a victim of date tape after finding Cameron’s camera
by LadS July 3, 2018
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Squish date

a platonic Date that one goes on with their squish.
P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way

P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends

P2; the more you know!
by Alistair Halloween February 20, 2021
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Dating

The act of inserting many dates into the rectum.
I'm not eating those, Josh was dating last night.
by AlsoSteve November 3, 2020
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