laptop dancing

Lap dancing for the computer age. Where one gets lap dancing confused with laptops. Or has a vision of girls scantily clad in laptops dancing for men in darkly lit bars!
Julie: When he got his apprenticeship his first paycheque was spent on laptop dancing, beer and pizza!

Mary: Thats understandable, but why call it laptop dancing unless you mean dancers covering their bits with laptops!
by aus-philologist February 22, 2011
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dancing Israelis

Another anti-Semitic dog whistle used by white supremacists, based on the lie that there were Israeli's dancing and celebrating when the twin towers were hit on 9/11.
anti-Semite: have you googled "dancing Israelis"??
other person: no, what's that??
anti-Semite: proof of who did 9/11, duh are you stoopid??
by ScottIsrael February 16, 2022
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Brain Dance

The process where a male puls his testicle and dangles it just over the top of his trousers so it looks like a brain. then the mail raves around the room. also brains can be used to describe a testicle.
Wow me nd the lads were having a Brain Dance round the room last nyt!

I was walking round last nyt with my brains out.
by Potty October 25, 2007
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Mexican Sugar Dancing

You were told not to search this up, admit it. Reverse psychology is very effective.

The actual meaning is the use of dead bodies hooked up to electricity that “animates” them enough for them to be used as pay per ride sex dolls.

Don’t say they didn’t warn you.
Bob: Man I’m broke, time to start doing mexican sugar dancing
David: Man, that is low even for you!
by E hates Q January 12, 2022
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Dancing around the barn

Metaphor used to describe a person that is attempting to avoid and delay answering questions being posed to them by replying with answers not related to the questions being asked.
During the police interrogation of the suspect, Sean, the young Irish cop, grew tired and shouted, "Okay, it's time to stop dancing around the barn, either give us the answers or go to jail!"
by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016
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This is party behavior at nightclubs.
The girls are going to the club Amour to Prance, dance and romance!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
mugGet the Prance, dance and romancemug.

High school dance

A sweaty, writhing mass of teenagers who gather together for a school-sponsored Friday night of grinding and generally throwing themselves at each other. Typically set to bare-bones rap designed so that you can't do many moves aside from grinding.

If you want to have a good time without getting crushed, stay on the edge of the writhing mass, where you can still socialize but you actually have room to dance.
I took a big chance at the high school dance with a lady who was ready to play.
by WeHaveExplosive November 28, 2012
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