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Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc
The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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Lara-jones

A very rare creature that doesn’t exit in usyd. Also known as pet, duck, dog or postbox. She is a pet of a mop and also duck or dog that wants to press a red button. If there’s a lara-jones in your life you are considered a luckybone.
Mop: Siri. Call lara-jones.
Siri: Calling boss’s pet.
Mop: Can I press the red button?

Pet: Yes dog.
by Minihiro October 11, 2018
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Emma Jones

Emma is technically the most beautiful girl on planet earth, she to good 4 people thts y shes single, smart, NOT FUNNY AT ALL
Dude 1: Yo i was at school and i saw emma jones
Dude 2: yeah dude shes sooooooo hot
by -_xDamierx-_- January 26, 2022
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Jessica Joan Jones

this is Jessica Joan Jones the most prettiest girl to walk the earth. Jessica Joan Jones has alot of stress right now but things will eveantually get better. but she wouldnt have made it this far without her 3 best friends
"woah bro look at jessica joan jones"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by jess+her4bsfs February 17, 2024
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Boulder Jones

RACISM-Boulder Jones
by SuckleNuts October 4, 2023
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Junie B Jones

that book series from your local library. she's so fucking annoying- she called the cops because she had to PISS- her quote on quote "emergency" also Caillou's sister.
by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024
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