Shafterbirth

leftovers from masturbation...

you left shafterbirth on your pillow

by ikickedmspiggy January 7, 2015

shaft quality

boner producing

"That show is shaft quality am I right?"

by Ziutyr January 27, 2015

Shafted

In the 1970s, being busted by TV private detective John Shaft.

The scumbag got shafted.

by Mr. ~ January 31, 2015

shaftgoo

When you are about to cum and a little drizzle comes out first.

Chuck Norris's shaftgoo is what they make gorilla glue from.

by Psycho Tongue February 9, 2015

shaft juicer

A really wet fuck

I enjoyed that shaft juicer so much I had to wear a raincoat!

by chisel chest May 17, 2014

shaft licker

A smart remark a smart ass would use for someone he/she doesn't like

That ass whole over there is being a shaft licker.

by Sir Dingle Berry April 20, 2015

Shaft Burn

When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.

"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"

by Kume39 November 13, 2015