national dick sucking day

on april 12th kendal crist and paige daugherty can suck as much dick as they can until the clock hits midnight. suck me dry girls!
paige: omg i sucked 7 dicks!

kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!
by lilly bunch April 11, 2019
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national boy bestfriend day

August 30th is national boy bestfriend day! A day for celebrating boy bestfriends and all they do for you
“Hey it’s national boy bestfriend day, tell your boy bestfriend you love him!”
by thiccyniccy47 August 30, 2019
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National eat pussy day

Every year on this day females will get eaten out but there's a catch the female has to choose a male whom they choose to feed.
"Hey i just ate out a female today, because it's national eat pussy day"
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National eat pussy day

Just another day where instead of sucking Dick, grabbing ass, grabbing dicks, etc. You can eat her out
by Unknown2.0 April 12, 2017
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National Anthony Mazur Day

A holiday celebrated on May 16th, especially from 9:00 to 10:00 pm on May 16th. This day will always be remembered to honor Anthony Mazur and the fact that he is such a people's person (and also really hot).
"Wow, can you believe it's national Anthony Mazur day tomorrow?" "Yeah! He's such a people's person!"
by Shmandrew Shmaynes May 17, 2022
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National Brandon Scott Day

On November 5th, all Brandon Scott’s are to be celebrated for being legendary.
National Brandon Scott Day is a day used for celebrating the Brandon Scott’s of the world.
by Brando Scott October 22, 2019
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national green poop day

The day after St. Patrick's Day. Those that celebrated correctly will have green colored poop the day(s) following St. Patrick's Day.
If you're not apart of National Green Poop Day, then you did St. Patrick's Day wrong.
by KindaIrish March 16, 2017
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