Mark

Very large phallus shaped object

A rhinoceros penis
The greatest time you've ever had

My husband is such a Mark.
Man, that guy is packing a mark.
What a Mark of a night

by Seasonal REAPER October 31, 2022

Mark

Mark is typically very short. Mark is a person who spends his grown up life on tip toes. Mark is a guy who thinks he is a cool dude but everyone else thinks he is a bit of a knob.
Mark is a person you should really avoid.

Mark is not worth talking to

by Lifefactsuk May 17, 2019

Mark

A very fine, young gentleman in the 8th grade.

Mark is fine.

by aSchwiftyPickle November 25, 2021

Mark

Mark my words Mark. One day you´ll be extremely good in marketing. Marksmen are Mark´s men. Always take Mark to markets. Don´t get into trouble with Mark, he´ll leave a mark.

Shoutout to all Marks out there!

"As I MARK out the door, I saw how MARK crashed into a MARK and hell yeah that was amazing !"

by Berminger November 23, 2021

Mark

Whenever something bad occurs, such as your first born being grilled on a barbeque, you must exlaim "MARK". Its always Marks fault

Person 1: Hey isnt that Eddie your first born on the barbeque
Person 2: Oh for fucks sake it is
Person 1 and 2: MARK

by Mark Cuthill August 18, 2022

Deutsch mark

A truly stand up guy. A German bloke. Great with kids

Todd: “I feel so bad for mark, he’s a bit chubby but hyper-inflated seems a bit much”
Steve: “Deutsch mark. What an absolute fucking legend”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

English marks

When you spank your mother's arse so emphatically, that it leaves some prominent marks.

"I gave mother some English marks last night"

by ingleesh September 16, 2020