Breathing and living

Pls stop doing that

man: "Breathing and living is bad"
man 2: "agreed"

by OogaBoogaBruh January 28, 2021

live-stream

To pee in your pants because you can no longer hold it in.

Dude, if you don't pull into a gas station in the next 3 minutes, I'm gonna live-stream.

by Maryland, USA February 17, 2020

living banner

An annoying person who intensively promotes his political views to everyone and everywhere, by any means, despite the fact that no one wants to read or hear them.

-I painted an entire city with anarchist slogans today
-You're such a living banner, Tommy, get a life and a job

by Coco Jambo November 12, 2021

live-ery

Special "fancy-pants" garments dat you wear when scribbling in your "die-ary" each day.

Henry Jones Sr. may have cared a lot about archaeology and personal enlightenment, but I don't recall his ever bothering to don live-ery when writing/drawing in his famous Grail diary.

by QuacksO June 23, 2019

Butt live

When Rosie accidently sits on her phone and goes on Facebook live so that when she takes her phone out all her friends are watching her.

Lol, Rosie Facebook butt lived with her but again. I think she shit her pants when she saw.

by DabOfButter December 16, 2016

live floss

If someone has traces of sperm still in the mouth after the bj is over, they are said to have "live floss". This term came about after a skank we know had magnified pictures of cracks in her teeth taken at the dentist office, and some stray tadpoles showed up in the pictures.

Don't kiss Betty, she just blew Bill and now she has live floss.

by Billy Bob Joe Mamma April 26, 2008

Living the nightmare

Instead of saying living the dream, you can say/use the expression/phrase/saying, "living the nightmare" when your life is chaotic and hectic.

How are you?
Oh you know.. Just living the nightmare!

Living the nightmare is my new normal.

by LingDanc803 August 31, 2023