leetskrad

Drippage after anal sex.

Do you want to put a towel down? Your leetskrad is dripping all over the place.

by Mit Tom August 1, 2016

leftiban

A portmanteau - a combination of "Left" and "Taliban", used to describe the left wing activists who would wipe out items of historical value.

The leftiban wants to level the Jefferson memorial because Jefferson once owned slaves.

by Liberty Lover May 22, 2016

Left-handed taco

Food play based sex act involving spicy salsa. Preferably performed in the back of a rented vehicle.

I just offered a left-handed taco for his birthday. He was excited.

by KD123 July 15, 2016

Leftover tired

The kind of tired you get after not sleeping or not sleeping well over the course of a few nights

Oh man I haven't slept in 3 days I'm so leftover tired

by UrbanSith December 20, 2016

Left foot on the bible

A hillbilly term for swearing to god you're telling the truth.

Left foot on the Bible I did NOT sleep with your sister lover!

by iamcoppo February 27, 2017

left on the reads

to have your read receipts on, and read the text message, without responding. purposefully ignoring a person and/or their message.

Jessica was left on the reads by Mike, which caused an argument.

by pettygirl123 February 27, 2017

Lefthand cigar

The act of enjoying a tall glass of Luke-warm, Guatemalan honey dew salve, and who, in his left hand, smokes a 9 gram backwood cigar, bursting with the finest kush.

"Hey man, I'm a little tuckered out from that run."
"How about we bust the lawn chairs out from the garage and finish this night off with a lefthand cigar."
"Dear god, Ill do it, but my lungs and stomach will pay a price."
"They surely will"

by Dantony milne June 9, 2017