gods chopping block

i got splinters off gods chopping block
by wormxing October 16, 2010
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Jap chop

To forcefully chop the shit out of someone's throat. Forcing them to choke
Liz lipped off to Mike. So Mike jap chopped the shit outta Liz
by Sjco13 December 03, 2016
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chop sitter

A sitter for guns, safes, guard dogs, etc. very high profile.
That nigga so lucky, he got a chop sitter for all his shit
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Chopping her beef

The act of having sex with a girl and spreading her legs and banging her vagina. The penis inserting is the act of “chopping her beef
Chopping her beef
Joe: Man there’s Jessica! Your totally gonna chop her beef tonight!
Tony: I hope so man I’d love to spread those legs and chop her beef
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I’ve got chops

Typically referring to one’s skill(s) and/or experience.
Heard in the series of Gilmore girls, that can be viewed on Netflix, when Brian is instructing Zack on which guitar chords he must play, in a speedy manner. Season 5: ep. 5.

ZACH: “Yo, kid flash, slow down. I’ve got chops, but I’m not Les Paul.”
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couchy chop

When he sits on the couch, and you straddle him. By splitting your legs it's called a chop.
Girl, I couchy chopped that hot guy from the bar last night.
by VestaAsh July 12, 2017
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Leg Chop

The cringiest name for a low kick in Kickboxing/Muay Thai ever !. Originates in Australia.

Watch a Muay Thai card anywhere in Australia and for sure you'll here a low kick be called a "leg chop". '*spew*
Brodie: "I was at sparring last noight, and this dickhead was going full-on on me. I warned him twice, and if he threw 1 more leg chop, i'd start turning it up on him. He backed off after I said that, but mart, I tell ya, my leg is stingin' today bud.

Cory: "Unreal bruzz. My gym is pretty chill. All the boyz respect each other. Sounds like you got some big egos at your gym bruzzy. Mind you, hard sparring is necessary for fighters. which you are NOT.
by Morphett_Vale_SA February 23, 2024
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