Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018

Permanent home

A grave. Usually a subtle way to threaten someone,

Don't get in my face again or you will be a new permanent home.

by weirdalfan1980 November 12, 2016

stole home

recieved or performed anal sex

Friend: hey Lisa how was your date with Matt?
Lisa: It was fairly regular, Matt stole home

by the hulktron August 24, 2010

our dream home

A place where you see yourself growing older with your kids. Enjoying life and living the American dream.

"We finally bought our dream home and it feels so good. "

by Jen46Kong June 20, 2017

home vortex

The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.

“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”

by Mimmi July 30, 2023

Home

Where your Wi-Fi connects automatically

It's not just a home, it's a smart home!

by george smart September 29, 2022

Action Mobile Homes

Since 1993. #1 Mobile home/ Manufactured home dealer in the Inland Empire/ Riverside County/ San Gabriel Valley. 4.5 stars on Google.

Husband: Grrrrr, I hate renting! And living in this apartment!

Wife: Me too!

Husband: Who should we call?

Wife: Call Action Mobile Homes.... I saw their homes and its spacious and affordable!

by MROD191 November 23, 2021