1. A type of flick or thump. One that elicits a great amount of pain and forces the victim to emulate the JFK assassination. Typically this is done immediately on impact with a sudden head thrust that sends the neck into hyperflexion and then into hyperextension.
1. Boom Bitch! you just got JFK fingered.
2. Did you see the way he flicked him on the head, that was a textbook JFK finger.
3. Damn, that bitch got JFK fingered so hard she got a nose bleed!
2. Did you see the way he flicked him on the head, that was a textbook JFK finger.
3. Damn, that bitch got JFK fingered so hard she got a nose bleed!
by IronArmor September 7, 2010
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It went okay because I didnt get the golden finger.
The doctor said he usual does check prostrate until your over 40
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by Moonshiner007 August 11, 2006
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"I stopped by my dealers crib and snatched three fingers of his finest bud."
"I couldn't afford a full ounce, so I had to settle with three fingers."
"I couldn't afford a full ounce, so I had to settle with three fingers."
by Fireman420 March 20, 2009
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Michael came out of the bathroom and relized a strange odor. He looks down to relize he has doodoo fingers.
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Steve: Hey Jezzy, look!
Jezabelle: Get your finger dick away from me!
or
Steve: Uhh Uhh, YES OMG ALL THE WAY BABY!!!
Eric: Umm Steve, I'm a dude and get your finger dick away from me!
Steve: The fact you're a dude makes it more interesting, and I know you like!
Jezabelle: Get your finger dick away from me!
or
Steve: Uhh Uhh, YES OMG ALL THE WAY BABY!!!
Eric: Umm Steve, I'm a dude and get your finger dick away from me!
Steve: The fact you're a dude makes it more interesting, and I know you like!
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