Ethan Page

The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.

Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.

by BasedAsFrick November 21, 2021

Ethan

a fucking fatass (nipple)

person 1: damn have you seen that fatass nipple?
person 2: oh you mean Ethan?

by scraghp December 21, 2024

Ethan

the hottest mf alive.

Ethan is so damn hot

by bigdickmf3647 July 23, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a big ole bully who looks like a rat

Ethan: I’m just a stupid bully who looks like a rat and also is bad at fortnite

Grace: yea you’re right

by The truthhhhhhhhhhhhh May 25, 2020

Ethan

YOU FUCKIN WHAT MATE BUNCH OF LIARS ETHAN IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS A PRICK INNIT FAM

Ethan is a prick innit fam

by Ethan innit fam October 9, 2019

Ethan Fallon

a person/pornstar very similar to minecraft steave and can obliterate anything in seconds, overall 8.9/10 (too much water)

Did you hear "Ethan Fallon" is bussin bussin fr skibidi toilet

by The Cock Snatcher January 14, 2024

Ethan Nichols

Somebody who loves to discuss shitting, farting, shit poetry, shit philosophy, shit music, the science of shit, the love of shit, movies about shitting, and one who thinks shit is so very funny.

Person 1: yo ethan nichols, how would you like to discuss the philosophy of shit?
Ethan nichols: hahahaha shit is funny, I would love to.

by Ethan pickles May 3, 2024